Those who fancy pretty girls near big machines should check out the next music festival at 751 D-Park where pipes, giants tanks formerly filled with toxins, smokestacks and other mysterious mechanisms abound.
The cross will offer enough protection.
One might wonder what those giant tanks were filled with and whether any of it is seeping into the nearby soil or air. It would be rather amusing if all attendees of this music festival produced children with identical deformities.
Someone actually scaled these monstrous machines and was taken out by the police.
But one can always put a happy face on things…
…even if the details reveal the true nature of the threat.